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		<title>CIKem Money Management System</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Rich Satire here with a unique Debt Consolidation and Credit Repair plan developed by the Accountants at Crappo Financial Services.
Let&#8217;s face it, there&#8217;s a credit card debt crisis going on in this Country and Americans need to go on a Debt Diet.  Even Oprah&#8217;s talking about Debt Diets these days..  And where [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello again!</p>
<p>Rich Satire here with a unique <strong>Debt Consolidation</strong> and <strong>Credit Repair</strong> plan developed by the Accountants at Crappo Financial Services.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it, there&#8217;s a <strong>credit card debt</strong> crisis going on in this Country and Americans need to go on a Debt Diet.  Even Oprah&#8217;s talking about Debt Diets these days..  And where Oprah see&#8217;s an opportunity, the folks over at Crappo Financial see one too.</p>
<p><em>Disclaimer:  This is not an Endorsement by Oprah Winfrey, when you&#8217;ve got Rich Satire, who needs Oprah?</em></p>
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<p>So when Crappo asked me to promote their <strong>CiKem Credit Repair System</strong>, I jumped at the chance to possibly be on Oprah, if this sucker actually worked..   </p>
<p>Onto the CiKem system.</p>
<p>Perhaps you&#8217;re like Bill from Michigan</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Rich, I can&#8217;t pay my bills on time&#8230;.can you help me consolidate my debt?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Or Cindy from Kentucky</p>
<blockquote><p>Rich I&#8217;m only making minimum payments each month, will I ever be able to afford a new trailer?.</p></blockquote>
<p>Or J.T. from Florida</p>
<blockquote><p>Rich can you help get around rising Strip Club ATM fees?  </p></blockquote>
<p>Or Destiny from Florida</p>
<blockquote><p>Rich, J.T. told me how to find you&#8230; I&#8217;m late. Please call! </p></blockquote>
<p>Well, I&#8217;m here to tell you the answer is Yes, Yes, Yes, and Destiny, you must have me confused with my twin brother Poor.</p>
<p>First let me tell you what&#8217;s contained in this AMAZING SYSTEM!</p>
<p><strong>12 DVD&#8217;s on Money Management</strong></p>
<p><strong>Including</strong></p>
<li>Greed (starring Michael Douglas)</li>
<li>Money Pit (starring Tom Hanks)</li>
<li>Trading Places (starring Eddie Murphy)</li>
<li>Boiler Room (starring Ben Affleck)</li>
<li>And More!!</li>
<p>10 Audio CD&#8217;s on <strong>Debt Consolidation</strong><br />
5 WorkBooks on <strong>Credit Repair</strong><br />
1 BetaMax Tape on the Hottest Stocks of the 1970&#8217;s  (used)</p>
<p>But Most Importantly you get the CIKem Mantra absolutely free..</p>
<p>The CIKem Mantra is what we&#8217;ll set you on the path to being Debt Free!  </p>
<p>Sure there are other programs out there&#8230; but this is the simplest&#8230;</p>
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<p>This system is so easy to use I can&#8217;t wait to share it with you..</p>
<p>First off&#8230; What does &#8220;CIK&#8221; stand for&#8230;  Well it simply means &#8220;Cash is King&#8221;</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re at a Clothing Store making a purchase when a sweet young girl with the name tag &#8220;Suzy&#8221; at the counter asks the following&#8230;.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Would you like to receive 10% off your order by applying for our Store Credit Card&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Before you respond to her I want you to visualize my two PitBulls at your side, their names are Rambo and Dahmer&#8230;   </p>
<p>Now politely say <strong>&#8220;No Thank You, I prefer to pay Cash&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>If she says <strong>&#8220;But you could save $10 on this purchase&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>At this point, I want you to visualize Rambo and Dahmer jumping over the Counter and tearing the flesh from Suzy&#8217;s bones, as she tries to use the microphone to call for a Manager, I want you to visualize never ever receiving a monthly bill from this Store or having to make monthly payments with 25% interest tacked onto your purchase.</p>
<p>Then&#8230; Relax&#8230; and say.. &#8220;Cash is King Suzy, No Thank You&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s the CIKem Mantra&#8230; when someone trys to sell you a credit card offer&#8230;  <strong>just say CIKem!</strong></p>
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<p>YOU CAN HAVE THE COMPLETE <strong>CIKEM SYSTEM </strong>FOR JUST $199.95</p>
<p>But if you&#8217;d like to order today we have a Special Offer for you..<br />
<strong>Available Today Only..</strong></p>
<p>Just signup for our <strong>Exclusive Crappo Products Credit Card</strong> with 0% APR for the first 30 Hours or 30 MONTHS, whichever comes first..</p>
<p><strong>You&#8217;ll save 10% on YOUR FIRST ORDER!!!</strong><br />
AND&#8230; If you make minimum payments for the next 5 years, at the end of Five Years, we will send you the New and Improved CIKem Money Management System&#8230;<strong>AUTOMATICALLY</strong>&#8230;   And we&#8217;ll knock 10% of that order, just for being a Loyal Customer!!!</p>
<p><strong>Order TODAY!!!</strong></p>
<p><strong>THIS IS A PARODY SITE &#8211; DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ORDER &#8211; ITâ€™S A JOKE</strong></p>
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