Rich Satire here with another amazing Crappo Product!

But First… It’s good to be back in the STATES again, I’ve been in Myanmar working on a Horror/Martial Arts/Global Warming Movie with Michael Moore, Leonardo Dicaprio and Al Gore with the working title: Moore, Gore and Decapitation

During the downtime on the set.. I got to talking to Michael and Al about Losing Weight and was able to pitch them some of Crappo’s Fabulous Weight Loss Products like the “Rapido Weight Loss Formula” and “The UK Diet“.

It was tough to talk over the sound of the AC Blasting in our Trailer, but they seemed genuinely interested..until lunch arrived of course..

Of course, Leo would just not stop talking about how great his Prius was, he had it flown over to location in a C135, so he could drive it into town.

It actually drove okay on the small trails, and honestly he did not have to fill it up once during the shoot. And because the tank was near empty, the C135 was able to save 3 ounces of Jet Fuel on the 16 hour flight back to the States.

Which is good because they had to dump 3000 Gallons of Jet Fuel in the rainforest in order to lift off the short runway…

Anyhow… between all the blah, blah, blah of weight loss, and the save the rainforest, buy green, recycle, and Go Hybrid RA RA!

I hit on a BRILLIANT IDEA!!

Why not CREATE a Fitness Formula That Would Increase Your Gas Mileage Too!!!

I quickly called The Crappo Labs with an outline of the Formula… They were as excited as I was… but told me it couldn’t be done..

So I put Al on the phone.. Al was able to pull up a PowerPoint he had done some 30 years earlier which had predicted the formula would be created in 2007 and this was enough impress the Crappo Scientists to press on.

Al actually showed me another PowerPoint made around the same time.. It was a Music Device he invented called the “AL-Pod” which allowed you to download music from another invention he was working on at the time. The Inter..something or other..

The guy is amazing. He even had a handheld TV from the 80’s he carried around which he called a “U-Tube”

Anyhow.. we’re getting off topic..

Crappo Scientists Pressed On and Created…

THE HI-OCTANE FITNESS FORMULA

It enables anyone to Lose Weight and Increase the Gas Mileage of Any Vehicle Instantly…

Listen to some of these Testimonials…

Hi Rich…

Just want to say in the last six weeks I’ve lost 25 Pounds, and increased my Gas Mileage by 2.5%.. I was going to buy a Prius, but if I can just lose another 25 pounds my Carbon Footprint will be reduced enough I won’t have to..

Rich,

What a bunch of baloney… or that’s what I thought (and used to eat).. This Formula Really Works! Dang… I must have saved $15.00 this month on Gas… I can’t believe I didn’t think of this formula..

Rich

You sir are a Genius… I’ve lost 35 Pounds in 8 weeks.. I’ve saved over $40 in Gas and my Average MPG has gone from 21mpg to 23 mpg..

Those are just 3 of the 1000’s of Testimonials we’ve received…

And now I know you can’t wait to hear the Formula…
How to Order… and How to Get Started Right Away…

Well, I’ve got a bit of a surprise for you…

The Crappo Legal Team told us that we can’t charge for this information… Because we’ve made too many dramatic weight loss claims in the past, we have to give this away for free…

So I’m going to tell you the Formula right now..

Get Your Pen and Paper…
Bookmark This Page it might not be up for long…

Here’s the Formula..

WALK INSTEAD OF DRIVE!!!
YOU’LL LOSE WEIGHT!!!
YOU WONT SPEND AS MUCH ON GAS!!!
YOUR MPG WILL INCREASE BECAUSE…
YOU’RE LIGHTER!!!