Rich Satire - Celebrity Pitchman

Hi Again,

Rich Satire here for another great item from Crappo Products.

Let’s face it, America is crazy about their Pets. Dog and Cat products are a multi-billion dollar industry and puppy product websites are being created faster than you can shake a stick at.

Cesar Milan has a popular show called “The Dog Whisperer” that’s taking training to a whole new level. Unfortunately, my pilot for “The Bitch Whisperer” was not picked up for the Fall season.

Well the folks at Crappo Products know there’s more to taking care of pets then just dealing with their…well.. Crap.. They need love, affection and discipline, but most all of they need to be worn out when you give it to them.

Here’s an example of my two worn out Chocolate Labs

That’s right nothing’s better than an exhausted dog. So the scientists at Crappo Products worked tirelessly to develop a line of puppy and dog toys that your pet would play with until they were completely pooped out… Literally.

But the Wait is Over!! The Recyclo Puppy Toy Collection is now Available..

Here’s what the Collection Includes.

The Cylinder
This amazing toy will drive your dog or puppy wild. Made of high density plastic, with a variety of labels this rollable, inflatable and water fillable and collapsible dog toy will provide hours of fun for your pet.

The Chewski
This noisemaker keeps your puppy’s tail wagging for hours. And a specially formulated aroma residue will keep your dog sniffing for more.

The Orb
A dog toy so unique that entire sports could be built around it.. Available in bright neon yellow, light brown, dark brown or musty, this lightweight toy, bounces, rolls and EVEN Floats!

And we’ve saved the best for last…

The Wand
The wand is a 14 inch wonder toy, that dogs love to chew, fetch, bite.. It has many additional uses, such as a fulcrum, stake or it can even start fires.. There’s 1000’s of uses for this miraculous item.

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That’s right!.. Our Recyclo Puppy Toy Collection contains four unique products that have been tested by 1000’s of Crappo Customers..

Here are some before shots of my dog Mallie playing with “a Chewski” and then “The Wand”

And here’s the after shot of Mallie in her Crate… with the DOOR OPEN!!

There’s no better example of a worn-out and well-trained puppy then one in a crate with the door open.

Anyhow, let’s wrap up this infomercial because we’ve only got enough cash for five more minutes of studio time..

If you order the Recyclo Puppy Toy Collection Today, we will throw in 2 ADDITIONAL BONUSES!

You will get not 1-Chewski, but 2 Chewskis!!!
and We’ll also toss in THE Deluxe Wand.. an 24 inch magical play toy for dogs and puppies..

This kit can be yours for just $29.95 - Shipping and Handling Included!!!

Here’s what you’ll get if you order today!!

CLICK HERE TO ORDER..

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